*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
It’s Ladies’ Night at the House of Mouse!
This joke when over my head as a kid.
Easily the best part of the VMAs.